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Jul 24, 2019
1 min
Finally Tried Euthanasia
Jul 23, 2019
2 min
Mexico Announces New Tortilla
Jul 22, 2019
2 min
Internet Users Demand More Photos of Your Kids, Dogs, Cats
Jul 21, 2019
2 min
Area Masochist Decides College Best Route for Future, Personal Suffering
Jul 20, 2019
3 min
"Most People Miss Point of Kendama," Reveals Cryptic Master
Jul 19, 2019
3 min
"Election 2020" Reality Show Teases Thrilling Upcoming Season
Jul 18, 2019
2 min
Study: Urinating on Toilet Seat 8 Times More Satisfying than Behaving Like Adult
Jul 17, 2019
1 min
Sixth Time's the Charm
Jul 16, 2019
3 min
Cult Leader Running Out of Ideas
Jul 14, 2019
2 min
My Weekend Was Fine, Thanks for Asking
Jul 14, 2019
2 min
Here's a Pie Chart So You Know We're Telling the Truth
Jul 13, 2019
2 min
Scientists Warn Not Enough Pink Floyd to Sustain Next Generation
Jul 12, 2019
2 min
New Love-flavored Oreos to be Released
Jul 11, 2019
1 min
Must Be Decisive, I Think
Jul 10, 2019
1 min
Catholic Church to Offer “Communion Gallon Challenge” to Increase Attendance
Jul 9, 2019
2 min
Dear Grownups: Warming Up A Hot Dog Does Not Warrant a "Thank You"
Jul 8, 2019
2 min
Sign Maker Apparently Has No Idea What an Adverb Is
Jul 7, 2019
2 min
This Party Animal Died of Liver Damage
Jul 6, 2019
2 min
Hate Crimes Against Snobby British Elites Up 18% Around July 4th
Jul 5, 2019
2 min
Critics Call Independence Day Festivities "Predictable," "Derivative"
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