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Dec 31, 2019
2 min
Marriage Now Considered Fetish
Dec 30, 2019
1 min
Defeated Nutritionists Beg Nation to Eat 2-3 Bites of Fruits or Vegetables Per Day
Dec 29, 2019
1 min
Finished His Bucket List
Dec 28, 2019
2 min
Skeletor Googles "Ways to be Evil"
Dec 27, 2019
1 min
Looking for a Disappointing Start to 2020?
Dec 26, 2019
1 min
Just a Few Days Left to Get It All Out of Your System
Dec 25, 2019
1 min
Nation Still Can't Fill Void With Material Goods
Dec 24, 2019
2 min
"Strangle Me Elmo" Most Popular Toy This Holiday Season
Dec 23, 2019
2 min
‘I’ll Impeach Him One Way or Another,’ Vows Pelosi Holding Bag of Rancid Peaches
Dec 22, 2019
1 min
Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Dec 21, 2019
1 min
Star Wars Virgin
Dec 20, 2019
2 min
Santa: I Sometimes Toss Out an "Allahu Akbar" Just to Mess with People
Dec 19, 2019
2 min
Hey Debbie, Police Found 3 Bodies in Trailer
Dec 18, 2019
1 min
Married a Yankees Fan
Dec 17, 2019
2 min
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Rebrands Self as House of Pleasures
Dec 16, 2019
2 min
Peddlers Should Clearly Enunciate What They're After
Dec 15, 2019
1 min
Cougar Hunting
Dec 14, 2019
2 min
God Reveals that Indonesians are the Superior Race
Dec 13, 2019
2 min
Candidate Criticized for Thinking Human Life Valuable
Dec 12, 2019
2 min
Santa’s Elves Strike, Citing Poor Working Conditions
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