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Dec 16, 2019
2 min
Peddlers Should Clearly Enunciate What They're After
Dec 11, 2019
2 min
How About We Stop Being Morons?
Nov 14, 2019
2 min
Yes, Stocking Vending Machines is Exactly as Much Fun as You've Imagined
Nov 8, 2019
1 min
"Human Hydration Needs" were Invented by Water Companies
Nov 4, 2019
2 min
So We're All Just Going to Ignore that This Service Dog Farted?
Oct 26, 2019
3 min
It's Not Like Murder Was the Only Thing John Wayne Gacy Did
Oct 14, 2019
3 min
Look, Alls I'm Saying is That North Korea is at Least Unified
Sep 28, 2019
2 min
It's Almost 2020. When Will We Have Reusable Socks?
Sep 18, 2019
2 min
Even Though I Have No Experience With This Issue, I Have a Strong Opinion About It
Sep 5, 2019
2 min
Isn't It Time We Brought Back the Monarchy?
Aug 21, 2019
2 min
If You Can't Say Something Nice, You're a Piece of Garbage
Jul 9, 2019
2 min
Dear Grownups: Warming Up A Hot Dog Does Not Warrant a "Thank You"
Jun 18, 2019
2 min
This Holiday is Extremely Offensive, Probably
Jun 6, 2019
2 min
Why Won't You Just Die: An Open Letter from Movie Villains to Heroes
May 23, 2019
2 min
You Owe Me An Explanation for That Hairdo
May 11, 2019
2 min
Everyone Needs to Be Offended Until No One is Offended Anymore
Apr 24, 2019
2 min
If Congress Really Cared About Terrorism, They Would Time Travel to Stop It
Apr 22, 2019
1 min
Earth Day? What about Air, Water, and Fire Days?
Apr 18, 2019
2 min
When Will Women be Equally Represented in Prisons?
Apr 9, 2019
2 min
Is Mario Reinforcing Stereotypes of Italian Plumbers Who Kill Turtles?
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