THE COLON
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Praise for The Colon
What are people saying about The Colon?
It's alright, I guess.
F.B.
I was shopping online for some cologne for my boyfriend, and I guess I don't know how to spell it. I came across this site, and they had some funny stuff. No cologne, though.
Q.D.
Dear The Colon, please remove me from your email list. I have no idea how I got on there, but it was a mistake.
S.W.
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R.M.
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J.B.
Is this where I complain? I have read through all of your last several articles, and I have not seen a single photo of a hot chick. Please address this immediately, or you have lost a reader.
A.S.
This is my favorite thing to read when there's nothing on television.