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Dec 31, 2019
2 min
Marriage Now Considered Fetish
Dec 28, 2019
2 min
Skeletor Googles "Ways to be Evil"
Dec 26, 2019
1 min
Just a Few Days Left to Get It All Out of Your System
Dec 25, 2019
1 min
Nation Still Can't Fill Void With Material Goods
Dec 24, 2019
2 min
"Strangle Me Elmo" Most Popular Toy This Holiday Season
Dec 23, 2019
2 min
‘I’ll Impeach Him One Way or Another,’ Vows Pelosi Holding Bag of Rancid Peaches
Dec 20, 2019
2 min
Santa: I Sometimes Toss Out an "Allahu Akbar" Just to Mess with People
Dec 19, 2019
2 min
Hey Debbie, Police Found 3 Bodies in Trailer
Dec 17, 2019
2 min
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Rebrands Self as House of Pleasures
Dec 14, 2019
2 min
God Reveals that Indonesians are the Superior Race
Dec 13, 2019
2 min
Candidate Criticized for Thinking Human Life Valuable
Dec 12, 2019
2 min
Santa’s Elves Strike, Citing Poor Working Conditions
Dec 10, 2019
2 min
Biden Still Mourning Personal Hero Hugh Heffner
Dec 9, 2019
1 min
Woah. Hayden's Wedding Invitation is All Lowercase
Dec 7, 2019
2 min
Critics Praise Latest Star Wars Film as "Perfectly Acceptable"
Dec 6, 2019
2 min
World Citizens Quantify Their Feelings for Each Other
Dec 5, 2019
3 min
Santa Criticized for Delivering Coal at All
Dec 4, 2019
2 min
Zuckerberg: "Everybody Just Shut the [Expletive] Up"
Dec 3, 2019
2 min
Local Neo-Nazi Can Never Remember Which Way Swastika Goes
Nov 30, 2019
2 min
J.J. Abrams Dares Nation to Try Making Star Wars Film
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