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Dec 11, 2019
2 min
How About We Stop Being Morons?
Dec 10, 2019
2 min
Biden Still Mourning Personal Hero Hugh Heffner
Dec 9, 2019
1 min
Woah. Hayden's Wedding Invitation is All Lowercase
Dec 8, 2019
2 min
Got Too Close to Joe Biden
Dec 7, 2019
2 min
Critics Praise Latest Star Wars Film as "Perfectly Acceptable"
Dec 6, 2019
2 min
World Citizens Quantify Their Feelings for Each Other
Dec 5, 2019
3 min
Santa Criticized for Delivering Coal at All
Dec 4, 2019
2 min
Zuckerberg: "Everybody Just Shut the [Expletive] Up"
Dec 3, 2019
2 min
Local Neo-Nazi Can Never Remember Which Way Swastika Goes
Dec 2, 2019
2 min
We Could Really Use Some Help Finding His Killer
Dec 1, 2019
1 min
Won't You Guide My Heart Tonight?
Nov 30, 2019
2 min
J.J. Abrams Dares Nation to Try Making Star Wars Film
Nov 29, 2019
2 min
Nation Picks Whining Up Right Where It Left Off
Nov 28, 2019
2 min
Nation Squirming Around Dinner Table While Awaiting Black Friday Sales
Nov 27, 2019
2 min
Vegans: It Not Too Late to Go Vegan
Nov 26, 2019
2 min
Relationship Experts Agree: Everything Riding on Christmas
Nov 25, 2019
2 min
Sad: Turkey You're Going to Eat Was One Day from Retirement
Nov 24, 2019
2 min
Couldn't Face Frozen 2
Nov 23, 2019
2 min
Train Conductor's Single Goal Not to Lose Balance
Nov 22, 2019
2 min
Optometrists Totally Psyched for Year 2020
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