Teresa Waldorf mysteriously passed away late Friday night as she was walking home from her grandson's house. The circumstances of her death are in question, as she reportedly had not taken her medication for blood pressure, which may have been a factor in her passing, but when she was found by family members early yesterday morning, she had what appeared to be reindeer hoof prints on her forehead and other areas of he body.
Because Teresa lived in an area devoid of reindeer, speculation about the cause of her death is running rampant among family members and the rest of the neighborhood about whether she was in fact trampled by a reindeer, or some other creature in the area.
Her husband, Ben Waldorf, has been acting strangely, according to those close to him, allegedly drinking and watching football as early as the next day, and then later playing cards with Mel, another family member. Although Mrs. Waldorf's death is still being investigated, at least her grandson seems to believe that it was all an unfortunate accident caused by a colorfully dressed obese man driving an unmarked vehicle that may or may not have been smuggling foreign products into the country. Police are asking anyone with information to contact them.
Mrs. Waldorf's funeral will be held on Thursday, pending the release of her remains, at 11:00 a.m. at St. Sebastian's.
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