Hello, boys. I'm a sweet, innocent young woman who's never seen any of the Star Wars movies, and I'm looking for someone knowledgeable to introduce me to these "ways of the force" I keep hearing so much about.
I'm curious, and a little nervous to delve into this foreign world that has so much I don't know about. I need someone who's seen all the films and knows some extra trivia—someone experienced. I so badly want to understand all of this Star Wars stuff, but I just have led such a sheltered life, it's going to be a lot for me to wrap myself around. If only there were someone who knew how to handle one of those laser swords who could gently take me through this franchise step-by-step...
I'm very impressionable, as I have no preconceived notions about these—what do you call them—light or dark sides. I'll depend fully on you to help me know what's what. I guess you could call me your...padawan.
So let this mysterious "force" guide you in showing me a whole new galaxy.
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