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Sep 2, 2019
2 min read
Psychologists Now Have a Test That Can Tell Whether You Are George Clooney
Sep 1, 2019
1 min read
Must Have Netflix Subscription
Aug 31, 2019
2 min read
Breaking: Things Taste More Like Brown Sugar if You Add More Brown Sugar
Aug 30, 2019
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We Never Saw This Coming
Aug 29, 2019
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Experts Recommend Limiting Children's Handling of Live Cobras
Aug 28, 2019
2 min read
Meteorologist Forced to Resign After Objectifying the Weather
Aug 27, 2019
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Dogs Share their Legend of a Were-human
Aug 26, 2019
2 min read
Biden Granted Gaffe Extension Through January
Aug 25, 2019
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Thanks to Him, This Tire Will Now Be Labeled "Not For Human Consumption"
Aug 24, 2019
2 min read
Trump Offers Denmark Plate of Cookies
Aug 23, 2019
1 min read
My Psychic Says You're the One
Aug 22, 2019
1 min read
AI Simulation of Automation Reveals Nothing to Fear
Aug 21, 2019
2 min read
If You Can't Say Something Nice, You're a Piece of Garbage
Aug 20, 2019
2 min read
Study: You Last Person on Planet Without a Podcast
Aug 19, 2019
1 min read
Fingernails Already Long Again
Aug 18, 2019
4 min read
Breaking: That Spider You Couldn't Finish Off is Plotting Revenge
Aug 17, 2019
2 min read
Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein Sometimes Went by "Jeff"
Aug 16, 2019
1 min read
Start a New Life With Me
Aug 15, 2019
2 min read
Criminal Justice Proposal Would Allow Each American One Free Felony
Aug 14, 2019
2 min read
Grammar Nazis Forced to Rebrand
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