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Nov 6, 2018
1 min
Wizard Turns Packers QB into Toadstool in Week 9 of Fantasy Football
Nov 5, 2018
2 min
This Model Put on His Shirt All by Himself
Nov 4, 2018
1 min
Top 5 Hacks for Re-purposing Your Pumpkin
Nov 3, 2018
2 min
Seeking Target for Defense Mechanisms
Nov 2, 2018
3 min
Millions of British Accents Set to Expire
Nov 1, 2018
3 min
The Pros and Cons of Trying
Oct 31, 2018
2 min
Satanists Hope Halloween Will Provide Many Converts, Human Sacrifices
Oct 30, 2018
2 min
USPS Reminds Nation Not to Ship Bombs without Disclosing Contents
Oct 29, 2018
2 min
U.S. Military Reopens Research into Mustard Gas, Other Food-based Weaponry
Oct 28, 2018
2 min
Domestic Terrorist Spills Milk on Recently-mopped Floor, Demands Unclear
Oct 27, 2018
2 min
Make Your Own Halloween Costume!
Oct 26, 2018
3 min
Third Unconfirmed Wolf Sighting by Young Shepherd Raises Suspicion
Oct 25, 2018
2 min
Study: Halloween Sends Mixed Signals about Candy from Strangers
Oct 24, 2018
4 min
Getting Rid of the Body
Oct 23, 2018
2 min
Creepy Woman Always Smiling
Oct 22, 2018
2 min
PETA Protests Medical Use of Moleskin
Oct 21, 2018
2 min
Jewish Vampire Hunter Disappointed He Has to Use Crucifix
Oct 20, 2018
1 min
Halloween Ham & Razor Sandwich
Oct 19, 2018
3 min
Stench from Men's Restroom Triggers False Alarm of Rotting Corpse
Oct 18, 2018
2 min
Report: Your Baby Looks Like a Potato
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