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Dec 16, 2018
1 min
The Colon's Person of the Year: Double Fudge Brownies
Dec 15, 2018
2 min
Santa Casts off Christian Façade, Founds Own Religion
Dec 14, 2018
2 min
U.N. Denounces North Pole’s Gruesome ‘Reindeer Games’
Dec 13, 2018
3 min
Restroom Signs Getting Pretty Graphic
Dec 12, 2018
2 min
Playing Hard-to-Get
Dec 11, 2018
2 min
Brexit to Add More Syllables to "Worcestershire"
Dec 10, 2018
3 min
Lawyer's Favorite Part of Job Reminding Witnesses They Under Oath
Dec 8, 2018
2 min
Santa Cancels "Elf on the Shelf" Program After Participant Murders Host Family
Dec 8, 2018
3 min
How to Break to Children that Santa is Not Real
Dec 7, 2018
2 min
Report: Nine People Touched Your Soft Drink Lid Before You
Dec 6, 2018
2 min
Study: 33% of Americans Base Entire Identity on Whether Trump in Office
Dec 5, 2018
2 min
Toddler Biding Time to Knock over Christmas Tree Until it All Decorated
Dec 4, 2018
1 min
Disease Affecting Blonde Actress Crops Devastates Christmas Movie Industry
Dec 3, 2018
2 min
Grandma Says White and ‘Colored’ Christmas Lights Shouldn’t Mix
Dec 2, 2018
1 min
Christmas Music Claims Another Victim
Dec 1, 2018
3 min
Choosing Something to Get Outraged Over
Nov 30, 2018
1 min
Seeking Trophy Wife for 2-5 Year Contract
Nov 29, 2018
2 min
Jeweler Stops Beating Around Bush, Questions Your Love
Nov 28, 2018
1 min
Fewer Smokers Die of Cancer than by Other Means
Nov 27, 2018
2 min
PETA Purchases Meat Factories, Increases Production
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