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Jan 5, 2019
2 min
Job Interviewer Talks about Conservatism Like Radiation
Jan 4, 2019
2 min
Goldfish Resolves to Swim Counterclockwise This Year
Jan 3, 2019
1 min
My Spirit Animal is Probably Some Kind of Road Kill
Jan 2, 2019
1 min
DNA Tests Reveal Most Domestic Cats Actually Cursed Humans
Jan 1, 2019
1 min
2019 Already Considered a Loss
Dec 31, 2018
2 min
R2-D2 Latest Target of #MeToo
Dec 30, 2018
2 min
Winning a Trade War
Dec 29, 2018
1 min
Apple to Discontinue Bluetooth Compatibility in 2019
Dec 28, 2018
1 min
I Get Out in 6 Months
Dec 27, 2018
2 min
Toddler Leader Accused of Accepting Sticker Bribe
Dec 26, 2018
2 min
Baby Jesus Enters the Off-season
Dec 25, 2018
1 min
Nation's Scrooges: "Humbug"
Dec 24, 2018
1 min
Pope Has Crisis of Faith upon Learning Santa isn’t Real
Dec 23, 2018
3 min
PSA: Stool Softeners Fail to Increase Comfort of Sitting
Dec 22, 2018
1 min
How to Wrap Gifts without Wrapping Paper
Dec 21, 2018
2 min
I Know It's Not Funny, But...
Dec 20, 2018
1 min
Rocking Horse Ornament Doesn't Make the Cut this Year
Dec 19, 2018
2 min
Agnostic's Yearly Letter Still Somehow Preachy
Dec 18, 2018
2 min
Breaking: U.N. to Enter Negotiations Following Santa's Capture by North Korea
Dec 17, 2018
3 min
Easing Into Munchausen Syndrome
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