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Sep 27, 2018
3 min read
Crazy Cat Lady Mistaken for Hostage, Dozens of Felines Gunned Down
Sep 26, 2018
2 min read
Wisconsin Accidentally Outlaws Macaroni Instead of Marijuana
Sep 25, 2018
2 min read
Snickers Changes Name to Avoid Racist Undertones
Sep 24, 2018
2 min read
63% of Death Threats Originate from One Man in Kentucky
Sep 23, 2018
2 min read
Spider Has Really Let Place Go
Sep 22, 2018
2 min read
Elsa Disney's First Princess to Be Openly LGBTQ, Serial Killer
Sep 21, 2018
3 min read
Unclear if Cookies are Just Like, to Take
Sep 20, 2018
3 min read
Woman in Torrid Emotional Affair With Smartphone
Sep 19, 2018
2 min read
Literacy Rate Low on Sesame Street
Sep 18, 2018
2 min read
Anti-vaccine Rally Shut Down Due to Measles Outbreak
Sep 17, 2018
2 min read
Kavanaugh Draws Opposition From Some Really Weird Fringe Groups
Sep 16, 2018
3 min read
Breaking: Insufferable Douche Really Into Jazz
Sep 15, 2018
2 min read
Study: Changing Hair Color Only Way to Escape Who You Are
Sep 14, 2018
2 min read
Never Did Buy Her That Pony
Sep 13, 2018
2 min read
Girlfriend Can't Remember Why She Mad at Boyfriend
Sep 12, 2018
1 min read
Finally Got My Act Together
Sep 11, 2018
2 min read
Goldfish Getting Bored With Soggy Food
Sep 10, 2018
2 min read
Cinnamon Roll Openly Mocking Woman on Diet
Sep 9, 2018
1 min read
Fantasy Football Apparently Does Not Involve Dragons, Unicorns
Sep 8, 2018
3 min read
Batcave Safety Inspector Finds Hundreds of Code Violations
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