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Nov 30, 2018
1 min
Seeking Trophy Wife for 2-5 Year Contract
Nov 29, 2018
2 min
Jeweler Stops Beating Around Bush, Questions Your Love
Nov 25, 2018
2 min
Groupthink Again Leads to Family Suffering through Christmas Music in Car
Nov 16, 2018
2 min
Bombshell: Martin and Morgan Freeman Not Actually Related
Nov 13, 2018
1 min
Be My Number 4
Nov 12, 2018
2 min
Fly On Wall: "You Not Missing Much"
Nov 7, 2018
2 min
God Admits Ostrich Was Just a Joke
Nov 5, 2018
2 min
This Model Put on His Shirt All by Himself
Nov 3, 2018
2 min
Seeking Target for Defense Mechanisms
Oct 28, 2018
2 min
Domestic Terrorist Spills Milk on Recently-mopped Floor, Demands Unclear
Oct 26, 2018
3 min
Third Unconfirmed Wolf Sighting by Young Shepherd Raises Suspicion
Oct 23, 2018
2 min
Creepy Woman Always Smiling
Oct 19, 2018
3 min
Stench from Men's Restroom Triggers False Alarm of Rotting Corpse
Oct 17, 2018
2 min
Full of Surprises
Oct 14, 2018
2 min
Let's Be Honest - This is All Vera's Fault
Oct 5, 2018
2 min
Scandal: Mr. Potato Head has Illegitimate Tater Tot
Oct 3, 2018
2 min
Dude's French Fry Intake Valve Needs Some Lubrication
Sep 23, 2018
2 min
Spider Has Really Let Place Go
Sep 21, 2018
3 min
Unclear if Cookies are Just Like, to Take
Sep 20, 2018
3 min
Woman in Torrid Emotional Affair With Smartphone
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