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Nov 30, 20181 min read

Seeking Trophy Wife for 2-5 Year Contract

Nov 29, 20182 min read

Jeweler Stops Beating Around Bush, Questions Your Love

Nov 25, 20182 min read

Groupthink Again Leads to Family Suffering through Christmas Music in Car

Nov 16, 20182 min read

Bombshell: Martin and Morgan Freeman Not Actually Related

Nov 13, 20181 min read

Be My Number 4

Nov 12, 20182 min read

Fly On Wall: "You Not Missing Much"

Nov 7, 20182 min read

God Admits Ostrich Was Just a Joke

Nov 5, 20182 min read

This Model Put on His Shirt All by Himself

Nov 3, 20182 min read

Seeking Target for Defense Mechanisms

Oct 28, 20182 min read

Domestic Terrorist Spills Milk on Recently-mopped Floor, Demands Unclear

Oct 26, 20183 min read

Third Unconfirmed Wolf Sighting by Young Shepherd Raises Suspicion

Oct 23, 20182 min read

Creepy Woman Always Smiling

Oct 19, 20183 min read

Stench from Men's Restroom Triggers False Alarm of Rotting Corpse

Oct 17, 20182 min read

Full of Surprises

Oct 14, 20182 min read

Let's Be Honest - This is All Vera's Fault

Oct 5, 20182 min read

Scandal: Mr. Potato Head has Illegitimate Tater Tot

Oct 3, 20182 min read

Dude's French Fry Intake Valve Needs Some Lubrication

Sep 23, 20182 min read

Spider Has Really Let Place Go

Sep 21, 20183 min read

Unclear if Cookies are Just Like, to Take

Sep 20, 20183 min read

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