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Jul 27, 20182 min read

Feminist Unable To Find Tool Set in Right Color

Jul 23, 20182 min read

God Struggling with His Faith in Humanity

Jul 19, 20183 min read

Study: Wearing Hat Backwards Transforms You Into Badass

Jul 13, 20182 min read

Area Man's Most Profound Thought Ever Earns 6 Social Media "Likes"

Jul 1, 20183 min read

Conversation Refuses to Die

Jun 29, 20182 min read

Tortoises Sick and Tired of Being Mistaken for Turtles

Jun 28, 20182 min read

MBA Somehow Made it Through Six Years of College Without Basic Spelling/Grammar Skills, Facebook Fri

Jun 21, 20182 min read

Film Promotion Asks Viewers to Have Realistic Expectations

Jun 9, 20182 min read

Jury Foreman Kicks Off Deliberations with Joke

Jun 8, 20182 min read

Study: 77% of Satirical News Ideas Conceived While on Toilet

Jun 5, 20182 min read

Guy Driving Slightly Faster Than You Clearly Better Person

Jun 1, 20182 min read

Interviewee Pretty Hot

May 31, 20182 min read

Lazy Exhibitionist Just Handing Out Photocopies

May 29, 20181 min read

NAACP Softens Stance on Folksy Racism

May 17, 20182 min read

Nation's Girlfriends: Everything's Fine

May 12, 20184 min read

Congressional Medal Granted to Anyone Who Uses Turn Signal

May 10, 20182 min read

Breaking: Several Billion Adult Primates Loose, Wreaking Havoc

May 5, 20182 min read

Source: James and Valerie Totally Kissed on the Lips

May 2, 20183 min read

Roommate Thinks Talking Through Locked Bathroom Door Acceptable

May 1, 20183 min read

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