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Jul 21, 20183 min read

Manager Terminates Employee at Shooting Range

Jul 20, 20182 min read

Smokey Bear Admits He Responsible For Over 3,000 Wildfires In Last 50 Years

Jul 19, 20183 min read

Study: Wearing Hat Backwards Transforms You Into Badass

Jul 18, 20182 min read

Guy Making Great Time to Place He Hates

Jul 16, 20183 min read

Last of Original Teletubbies Euthanized Following Switch from Analog to Digital Broadcasting

Jul 15, 20182 min read

Stock Photo Guy Looks a Little Like Bradley Cooper

Jul 14, 20182 min read

Area Punk Doesn't Care What You Think About Her, Puts Hours Into Image

Jul 13, 20182 min read

Area Man's Most Profound Thought Ever Earns 6 Social Media "Likes"

Jul 12, 20182 min read

Sad Woman Has No Stick-Figure Family on Rear Window

Jul 10, 20182 min read

Breaking: Some Hippie Chick Totally Photo-bombed Shot of These Flowers

Jul 9, 20182 min read

Surgeon Sometimes Takes Baggie Home for Dogs

Jul 8, 20182 min read

Americans Ranked 98th in Parking Ability

Jul 7, 20182 min read

73 Employees Depend on Woman Who Has Dropped Phone in Toilet on 3 Occasions

Jul 6, 20183 min read

New Facility to Help Recovering Apple Users Re-Enter Society

Jul 5, 20182 min read

Report: Nothing Standing Between You and Entire Package of Oreos

Jul 4, 20182 min read

New Research Finds That Toilet Paper is Conscious, Experiences Full Range of Emotions

Jul 3, 20182 min read

PSA: Pepper Spray Not As Delicious As It Sounds

Jul 1, 20183 min read

Conversation Refuses to Die

Jun 30, 20182 min read

New Anti-Theft Laptop Weighs 60 lbs.

Jun 29, 20182 min read

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