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Sep 16, 2018
3 min read
Breaking: Insufferable Douche Really Into Jazz
Sep 13, 2018
2 min read
Girlfriend Can't Remember Why She Mad at Boyfriend
Sep 12, 2018
1 min read
Finally Got My Act Together
Sep 11, 2018
2 min read
Goldfish Getting Bored With Soggy Food
Sep 8, 2018
3 min read
Batcave Safety Inspector Finds Hundreds of Code Violations
Sep 7, 2018
3 min read
Grocery Clerk Making It Pretty Clear You Bought Wrong Brand of Pot Pie
Sep 5, 2018
2 min read
Died of a Broken Heart, and Parasites
Sep 3, 2018
2 min read
Man Performs Weekly Ritual of Buying Kale, Letting It Wilt in Fridge
Sep 1, 2018
2 min read
Area Moron Elated to Learn He Selected for Survey Participation
Aug 30, 2018
2 min read
Berkeley Students: Education Inherently Oppressive
Aug 29, 2018
3 min read
Indoor Tree Awfully Smug
Aug 28, 2018
2 min read
Definitely Nothing Fishy About His Death
Aug 27, 2018
3 min read
The Brad Pitt of Walruses Opens Up About Stresses of Being Irresistible
Aug 24, 2018
3 min read
Toddler Advocacy Group's "We're Not Sleepy" Demonstration Turns Violent
Aug 23, 2018
3 min read
Hotshot Doctor Secretly Hoping for Medical Emergency During Flight
Aug 20, 2018
2 min read
Well La De Da, Mr. Fancy Pants is Buying the Expensive Screws
Aug 19, 2018
1 min read
He Had Just Stopped Smoking, Too
Aug 16, 2018
2 min read
Balding Man Excited to Start Saving on Shampoo
Aug 13, 2018
2 min read
Missed Connection
Aug 12, 2018
3 min read
Favorite Part of Fax Machine's Job is Screeching at Wrong-Number Dialers
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