News 6/27

Aug 7, 20192 min read

Kinky Neon Gas Gets Aroused When Electrified

Aug 5, 20192 min read

Thoughtful New Dad Gives Daughter Checklist of How To Win His Approval

Aug 4, 20191 min read

Breaking: That Tree Knows What You're Up To

Aug 3, 20192 min read

Next Olympics May Include Bottling Up Feelings Event

Aug 2, 20192 min read

Supervillain Not Sure He Wants to Rule the World Anymore

Aug 1, 20192 min read

Women Underrepresented as Construction Workers, Club Bouncers, Abraham Lincoln Impersonators

Jul 30, 20192 min read

Gluten Pods Added to San Francisco PD's Nonlethal Arsenal

Jul 29, 20192 min read

Report: No Way You Get That Eggshell Out of There

Jul 27, 20192 min read

Area Goodyear Nails Sales This Quarter

Jul 23, 20192 min read

Mexico Announces New Tortilla

Jul 22, 20192 min read

Internet Users Demand More Photos of Your Kids, Dogs, Cats

Jul 21, 20192 min read

Area Masochist Decides College Best Route for Future, Personal Suffering

Jul 20, 20193 min read

"Most People Miss Point of Kendama," Reveals Cryptic Master

Jul 19, 20193 min read

"Election 2020" Reality Show Teases Thrilling Upcoming Season

Jul 18, 20192 min read

Study: Urinating on Toilet Seat 8 Times More Satisfying than Behaving Like Adult

Jul 16, 20193 min read

Cult Leader Running Out of Ideas

Jul 14, 20192 min read

My Weekend Was Fine, Thanks for Asking