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May 25, 2019
1 min read
Breaking: My Heart
May 24, 2019
2 min read
Ant Laborers to Unionize, Citing Long Hours, Unfavorable Conditions
May 23, 2019
2 min read
You Owe Me An Explanation for That Hairdo
May 22, 2019
2 min read
Bread Loaf End Pieces Demand Respect
May 21, 2019
2 min read
All 2020 Presidential Debates to be Conducted Over Twitter
May 20, 2019
3 min read
Increased Call for Car Control Following Latest Vehicular Homicide
May 19, 2019
2 min read
Train Announcer Seems Less-than-thrilled to Announce Track Change
May 18, 2019
2 min read
Report: No One Came to My Birthday Party
May 17, 2019
1 min read
Won't Be Singing No More
May 16, 2019
1 min read
Men's Room Smells Less Sweaty Than Usual
May 15, 2019
1 min read
My Likes are Malleable
May 14, 2019
2 min read
Elizabeth Warren Proposes Making Everyone CEO of Amazon
May 13, 2019
2 min read
Guy With Beard Probably Bass Player
May 12, 2019
1 min read
Serious Offers Only, Please
May 11, 2019
2 min read
Everyone Needs to Be Offended Until No One is Offended Anymore
May 10, 2019
3 min read
Tips on Gaslighting
May 9, 2019
2 min read
Study: Internet Trolls Well-adjusted People When Offline
May 8, 2019
2 min read
Study: 2 out of 3 Starving Puppies Prefer Pedigree
May 7, 2019
1 min read
Never Really Lived
May 6, 2019
2 min read
Confused Social Justice Warrior Fights to End Segregation of Laundry by Color
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