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May 7, 2019
1 min
Never Really Lived
May 6, 2019
2 min
Confused Social Justice Warrior Fights to End Segregation of Laundry by Color
May 5, 2019
2 min
Not a Drop of Masculinity
May 2, 2019
1 min
Finally Got Beamed Up
May 1, 2019
2 min
Breaking: Something About Game of Thrones!
Apr 26, 2019
3 min
Marvel Writers Completely Space that Hawkeye Exists
Apr 25, 2019
2 min
Area Dog Forgets What He Was Barking About
Apr 24, 2019
2 min
If Congress Really Cared About Terrorism, They Would Time Travel to Stop It
Apr 19, 2019
3 min
Student Who Encountered Professor in Restroom Left With No Choice But to Drop Out
Apr 17, 2019
2 min
Modern Voyeur Enjoys Watching Couples Peruse Netflix
Apr 16, 2019
2 min
Finally Croaked, for the Last Time
Apr 14, 2019
2 min
No Games
Apr 12, 2019
3 min
Nation Outgrows Star Wars
Apr 7, 2019
2 min
Ancient Egyptian Curse Finally Fulfilled
Apr 5, 2019
2 min
Scandal: O'Rourke Photographed Standing in Vicinity of Several Unarmed Women
Apr 3, 2019
2 min
Breaking: Roommate Does Dishes
Mar 31, 2019
1 min
Triggered to Death
Mar 28, 2019
2 min
Undead-curious
Mar 27, 2019
2 min
F.B.I. Stages Serial Killer Convention, Arrests 56
Mar 26, 2019
2 min
Should Social Media Platforms Do More to Stop the Spread of Country Music?
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