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May 1, 2019
2 min
Breaking: Something About Game of Thrones!
Apr 26, 2019
3 min
Marvel Writers Completely Space that Hawkeye Exists
Apr 17, 2019
2 min
Modern Voyeur Enjoys Watching Couples Peruse Netflix
Apr 12, 2019
3 min
Nation Outgrows Star Wars
Apr 9, 2019
2 min
Is Mario Reinforcing Stereotypes of Italian Plumbers Who Kill Turtles?
Mar 4, 2019
1 min
Villains' Guild Names Pipe Organ Instrument of Choice for 25th Year
Mar 3, 2019
2 min
Which is it: Can Mario Hold His Breath Indefinitely or Not?
Feb 27, 2019
2 min
Morgan Freeman Reveals He Has at Least 5 Clones
Feb 14, 2019
2 min
Nation to Mimic Star Trek by Holding Valentine's Day Every 7 Years
Feb 1, 2019
3 min
Betty Crocker, Garbage Man, and Other Heroes to Join Avengers: Endgame
Jan 9, 2019
2 min
Maryland Apparently Not a Theme Park
Jan 7, 2019
2 min
Delusional Man Wanders Town Claiming to Capture Mystical Creatures with Phone
Dec 31, 2018
2 min
R2-D2 Latest Target of #MeToo
Nov 16, 2018
2 min
Bombshell: Martin and Morgan Freeman Not Actually Related
Oct 9, 2018
2 min
Batman Adds Bling to Ensemble, Rebranded as "Lit Knight"
Oct 6, 2018
2 min
DIY: Seance Candle
Sep 22, 2018
2 min
Elsa Disney's First Princess to Be Openly LGBTQ, Serial Killer
Sep 9, 2018
1 min
Fantasy Football Apparently Does Not Involve Dragons, Unicorns
Aug 26, 2018
1 min
Apologetic Chess Officials Finally Let Black Go First
Jul 25, 2018
3 min
New Netflix Feature Tests Viewer's Retention of Content after Show
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