#Christmas

Feb 3, 20192 min read

Repurposing Your Neighbor's Christmas Decorations

Jan 19, 20192 min read

Residents with Christmas Decorations Still Visible Given 24 Hours to Comply with Season

Dec 26, 20182 min read

Baby Jesus Enters the Off-season

Dec 25, 20181 min read

Nation's Scrooges: "Humbug"

Dec 24, 20181 min read

Pope Has Crisis of Faith upon Learning Santa isn’t Real

Dec 22, 20181 min read

How to Wrap Gifts without Wrapping Paper

Dec 20, 20181 min read

Rocking Horse Ornament Doesn't Make the Cut this Year

Dec 19, 20182 min read

Agnostic's Yearly Letter Still Somehow Preachy

Dec 18, 20182 min read

Breaking: U.N. to Enter Negotiations Following Santa's Capture by North Korea

Dec 15, 20182 min read

Santa Casts off Christian Façade, Founds Own Religion

Dec 14, 20182 min read

U.N. Denounces North Pole’s Gruesome ‘Reindeer Games’

Dec 8, 20182 min read

Santa Cancels "Elf on the Shelf" Program After Participant Murders Host Family

Dec 8, 20183 min read

How to Break to Children that Santa is Not Real

Dec 5, 20182 min read

Toddler Biding Time to Knock over Christmas Tree Until it All Decorated

Dec 4, 20181 min read

Disease Affecting Blonde Actress Crops Devastates Christmas Movie Industry

Dec 3, 20182 min read

Grandma Says White and ‘Colored’ Christmas Lights Shouldn’t Mix

Dec 2, 20181 min read

Christmas Music Claims Another Victim

Nov 26, 20182 min read

Most Visiting Officials Mistake North Korea for North Pole

Nov 25, 20182 min read

Groupthink Again Leads to Family Suffering through Christmas Music in Car

Nov 24, 20182 min read

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