News 17/27

Sep 10, 20182 min read

Cinnamon Roll Openly Mocking Woman on Diet

Sep 9, 20181 min read

Fantasy Football Apparently Does Not Involve Dragons, Unicorns

Sep 8, 20183 min read

Batcave Safety Inspector Finds Hundreds of Code Violations

Sep 7, 20183 min read

Grocery Clerk Making It Pretty Clear You Bought Wrong Brand of Pot Pie

Sep 6, 20182 min read

Every Participant in 1802 Vaccine Trial Now Dead

Sep 4, 20182 min read

Study: No One Else Ever Feels Like Fraud, Everyone Suspects You Are One

Sep 3, 20182 min read

Man Performs Weekly Ritual of Buying Kale, Letting It Wilt in Fridge

Sep 2, 20182 min read

Report: Almost Everything You're Doing is Unnecessary

Sep 1, 20182 min read

Area Moron Elated to Learn He Selected for Survey Participation

Aug 31, 20182 min read

Study: Watched Pot Boils Some of the Time

Aug 30, 20182 min read

Berkeley Students: Education Inherently Oppressive

Aug 29, 20183 min read

Indoor Tree Awfully Smug

Aug 27, 20183 min read

The Brad Pitt of Walruses Opens Up About Stresses of Being Irresistible

Aug 26, 20181 min read

Apologetic Chess Officials Finally Let Black Go First

Aug 24, 20183 min read

Toddler Advocacy Group's "We're Not Sleepy" Demonstration Turns Violent

Aug 23, 20183 min read

Hotshot Doctor Secretly Hoping for Medical Emergency During Flight

Aug 22, 20182 min read

Apple Announces the iCord for Increased Incompatibility

Aug 21, 20182 min read

Scientists Still Unsure of Difference Between Wasps and Hornets

Aug 20, 20182 min read

Well La De Da, Mr. Fancy Pants is Buying the Expensive Screws

Aug 17, 20183 min read

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