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Oct 4, 2018
2 min
Scientists Determine Earth Does Not Meet All Criteria To Be Planet
Oct 3, 2018
2 min
Dude's French Fry Intake Valve Needs Some Lubrication
Oct 2, 2018
2 min
PSA: Canola Oil Unsuitable for Car Engines, Apparently
Oct 1, 2018
2 min
Crest Toothpaste Releases “Garlic Loaded Mashed Potatoes” Flavor
Sep 30, 2018
2 min
New Twitter Feature Reminds Users They Asked for This
Sep 29, 2018
2 min
Report: 50% of Humans Test Positive for Dangerous Levels of Testosterone
Sep 27, 2018
3 min
Crazy Cat Lady Mistaken for Hostage, Dozens of Felines Gunned Down
Sep 26, 2018
2 min
Wisconsin Accidentally Outlaws Macaroni Instead of Marijuana
Sep 25, 2018
2 min
Snickers Changes Name to Avoid Racist Undertones
Sep 24, 2018
2 min
63% of Death Threats Originate from One Man in Kentucky
Sep 23, 2018
2 min
Spider Has Really Let Place Go
Sep 22, 2018
2 min
Elsa Disney's First Princess to Be Openly LGBTQ, Serial Killer
Sep 21, 2018
3 min
Unclear if Cookies are Just Like, to Take
Sep 20, 2018
3 min
Woman in Torrid Emotional Affair With Smartphone
Sep 19, 2018
2 min
Literacy Rate Low on Sesame Street
Sep 18, 2018
2 min
Anti-vaccine Rally Shut Down Due to Measles Outbreak
Sep 17, 2018
2 min
Kavanaugh Draws Opposition From Some Really Weird Fringe Groups
Sep 16, 2018
3 min
Breaking: Insufferable Douche Really Into Jazz
Sep 13, 2018
2 min
Girlfriend Can't Remember Why She Mad at Boyfriend
Sep 11, 2018
2 min
Goldfish Getting Bored With Soggy Food
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