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Nov 5, 2018
2 min
This Model Put on His Shirt All by Himself
Nov 2, 2018
3 min
Millions of British Accents Set to Expire
Oct 31, 2018
2 min
Satanists Hope Halloween Will Provide Many Converts, Human Sacrifices
Oct 30, 2018
2 min
USPS Reminds Nation Not to Ship Bombs without Disclosing Contents
Oct 29, 2018
2 min
U.S. Military Reopens Research into Mustard Gas, Other Food-based Weaponry
Oct 28, 2018
2 min
Domestic Terrorist Spills Milk on Recently-mopped Floor, Demands Unclear
Oct 26, 2018
3 min
Third Unconfirmed Wolf Sighting by Young Shepherd Raises Suspicion
Oct 25, 2018
2 min
Study: Halloween Sends Mixed Signals about Candy from Strangers
Oct 23, 2018
2 min
Creepy Woman Always Smiling
Oct 22, 2018
2 min
PETA Protests Medical Use of Moleskin
Oct 21, 2018
2 min
Jewish Vampire Hunter Disappointed He Has to Use Crucifix
Oct 19, 2018
3 min
Stench from Men's Restroom Triggers False Alarm of Rotting Corpse
Oct 18, 2018
2 min
Report: Your Baby Looks Like a Potato
Oct 16, 2018
2 min
Medical Researchers: Most Weird Lumps Not a Problem If Not Thought About
Oct 12, 2018
3 min
Startled Andy Weir to Become Patron Saint of Potatoes and Stranded Astronauts
Oct 10, 2018
3 min
"See Something Suspicious, Say Something Suspicious" Campaign Dissolved
Oct 9, 2018
2 min
Batman Adds Bling to Ensemble, Rebranded as "Lit Knight"
Oct 8, 2018
3 min
FDA Issues Mandatory Recall of “Dangerously Cheesy” Cheetos
Oct 7, 2018
2 min
Entomologists: How Can Nation Sleep Knowing Potato Bugs Exist?
Oct 5, 2018
2 min
Scandal: Mr. Potato Head has Illegitimate Tater Tot
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