News 15/27

Nov 5, 20182 min read

This Model Put on His Shirt All by Himself

Nov 2, 20183 min read

Millions of British Accents Set to Expire

Oct 31, 20182 min read

Satanists Hope Halloween Will Provide Many Converts, Human Sacrifices

Oct 30, 20182 min read

USPS Reminds Nation Not to Ship Bombs without Disclosing Contents

Oct 29, 20182 min read

U.S. Military Reopens Research into Mustard Gas, Other Food-based Weaponry

Oct 28, 20182 min read

Domestic Terrorist Spills Milk on Recently-mopped Floor, Demands Unclear

Oct 26, 20183 min read

Third Unconfirmed Wolf Sighting by Young Shepherd Raises Suspicion

Oct 25, 20182 min read

Study: Halloween Sends Mixed Signals about Candy from Strangers

Oct 23, 20182 min read

Creepy Woman Always Smiling

Oct 22, 20182 min read

PETA Protests Medical Use of Moleskin

Oct 21, 20182 min read

Jewish Vampire Hunter Disappointed He Has to Use Crucifix

Oct 19, 20183 min read

Stench from Men's Restroom Triggers False Alarm of Rotting Corpse

Oct 18, 20182 min read

Report: Your Baby Looks Like a Potato

Oct 16, 20182 min read

Medical Researchers: Most Weird Lumps Not a Problem If Not Thought About

Oct 12, 20183 min read

Startled Andy Weir to Become Patron Saint of Potatoes and Stranded Astronauts

Oct 10, 20183 min read

"See Something Suspicious, Say Something Suspicious" Campaign Dissolved

Oct 9, 20182 min read

Batman Adds Bling to Ensemble, Rebranded as "Lit Knight"

Oct 8, 20183 min read

FDA Issues Mandatory Recall of “Dangerously Cheesy” Cheetos

Oct 7, 20182 min read

Entomologists: How Can Nation Sleep Knowing Potato Bugs Exist?

Oct 5, 20182 min read

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