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Jan 1, 2019
1 min
2019 Already Considered a Loss
Dec 31, 2018
2 min
R2-D2 Latest Target of #MeToo
Dec 29, 2018
1 min
Apple to Discontinue Bluetooth Compatibility in 2019
Dec 27, 2018
2 min
Toddler Leader Accused of Accepting Sticker Bribe
Dec 26, 2018
2 min
Baby Jesus Enters the Off-season
Dec 25, 2018
1 min
Nation's Scrooges: "Humbug"
Dec 24, 2018
1 min
Pope Has Crisis of Faith upon Learning Santa isn’t Real
Dec 23, 2018
3 min
PSA: Stool Softeners Fail to Increase Comfort of Sitting
Dec 20, 2018
1 min
Rocking Horse Ornament Doesn't Make the Cut this Year
Dec 19, 2018
2 min
Agnostic's Yearly Letter Still Somehow Preachy
Dec 18, 2018
2 min
Breaking: U.N. to Enter Negotiations Following Santa's Capture by North Korea
Dec 16, 2018
1 min
The Colon's Person of the Year: Double Fudge Brownies
Dec 15, 2018
2 min
Santa Casts off Christian Façade, Founds Own Religion
Dec 14, 2018
2 min
U.N. Denounces North Pole’s Gruesome ‘Reindeer Games’
Dec 13, 2018
3 min
Restroom Signs Getting Pretty Graphic
Dec 11, 2018
2 min
Brexit to Add More Syllables to "Worcestershire"
Dec 10, 2018
3 min
Lawyer's Favorite Part of Job Reminding Witnesses They Under Oath
Dec 8, 2018
2 min
Santa Cancels "Elf on the Shelf" Program After Participant Murders Host Family
Dec 7, 2018
2 min
Report: Nine People Touched Your Soft Drink Lid Before You
Dec 6, 2018
2 min
Study: 33% of Americans Base Entire Identity on Whether Trump in Office
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