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Aug 9, 2018
1 min
No Capricorns!
Aug 6, 2018
2 min
Report: Normal Person Caught Behind 3 Obese Pedestrians
Aug 5, 2018
2 min
Boss Has Incredible Paperweight
Aug 3, 2018
2 min
2-year-old Food Critic Gives Applesauce Highest Rating
Aug 2, 2018
1 min
Humblest Guy Ever
Jul 31, 2018
2 min
Wild Man Uses Product Without First Reading Entire Label
Jul 26, 2018
2 min
Tennis Ball Hung in Garage as Warning to the Rest
Jul 24, 2018
1 min
Need New Management
Jul 23, 2018
2 min
God Struggling with His Faith in Humanity
Jul 18, 2018
2 min
Guy Making Great Time to Place He Hates
Jul 17, 2018
2 min
Looking to Start Another Family
Jul 15, 2018
2 min
Stock Photo Guy Looks a Little Like Bradley Cooper
Jul 14, 2018
2 min
Area Punk Doesn't Care What You Think About Her, Puts Hours Into Image
Jul 13, 2018
2 min
Area Man's Most Profound Thought Ever Earns 6 Social Media "Likes"
Jul 12, 2018
2 min
Sad Woman Has No Stick-Figure Family on Rear Window
Jul 10, 2018
2 min
Breaking: Some Hippie Chick Totally Photo-bombed Shot of These Flowers
Jul 9, 2018
2 min
Surgeon Sometimes Takes Baggie Home for Dogs
Jul 7, 2018
2 min
73 Employees Depend on Woman Who Has Dropped Phone in Toilet on 3 Occasions
Jul 6, 2018
3 min
New Facility to Help Recovering Apple Users Re-Enter Society
Jul 5, 2018
2 min
Report: Nothing Standing Between You and Entire Package of Oreos
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