#ToddBlankenship 3/10

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Tour of Chocolate Factory Turns Fatal

Jan 10, 20192 min read

Stand-up Comedians Admit Knowing What the Deal Was With All That Stuff

Jan 6, 20192 min read

Had Only One Regret

Jan 5, 20192 min read

Job Interviewer Talks about Conservatism Like Radiation

Jan 4, 20192 min read

Goldfish Resolves to Swim Counterclockwise This Year

Jan 3, 20191 min read

My Spirit Animal is Probably Some Kind of Road Kill

Dec 31, 20182 min read

R2-D2 Latest Target of #MeToo

Dec 27, 20182 min read

Toddler Leader Accused of Accepting Sticker Bribe

Dec 26, 20182 min read

Baby Jesus Enters the Off-season

Dec 25, 20181 min read

Nation's Scrooges: "Humbug"

Dec 21, 20182 min read

I Know It's Not Funny, But...

Dec 19, 20182 min read

Agnostic's Yearly Letter Still Somehow Preachy

Dec 16, 20181 min read

The Colon's Person of the Year: Double Fudge Brownies

Dec 13, 20183 min read

Restroom Signs Getting Pretty Graphic

Dec 12, 20182 min read

Playing Hard-to-Get

Dec 11, 20182 min read

Brexit to Add More Syllables to "Worcestershire"

Dec 10, 20183 min read

Lawyer's Favorite Part of Job Reminding Witnesses They Under Oath

Dec 5, 20182 min read

Toddler Biding Time to Knock over Christmas Tree Until it All Decorated

Dec 3, 20182 min read

Grandma Says White and ‘Colored’ Christmas Lights Shouldn’t Mix

Dec 2, 20181 min read

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