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Sep 20, 2018
3 min read
Woman in Torrid Emotional Affair With Smartphone
Sep 16, 2018
3 min read
Breaking: Insufferable Douche Really Into Jazz
Sep 13, 2018
2 min read
Girlfriend Can't Remember Why She Mad at Boyfriend
Sep 11, 2018
2 min read
Goldfish Getting Bored With Soggy Food
Sep 8, 2018
3 min read
Batcave Safety Inspector Finds Hundreds of Code Violations
Sep 7, 2018
3 min read
Grocery Clerk Making It Pretty Clear You Bought Wrong Brand of Pot Pie
Sep 3, 2018
2 min read
Man Performs Weekly Ritual of Buying Kale, Letting It Wilt in Fridge
Sep 1, 2018
2 min read
Area Moron Elated to Learn He Selected for Survey Participation
Aug 30, 2018
2 min read
Berkeley Students: Education Inherently Oppressive
Aug 29, 2018
3 min read
Indoor Tree Awfully Smug
Aug 24, 2018
3 min read
Toddler Advocacy Group's "We're Not Sleepy" Demonstration Turns Violent
Aug 23, 2018
3 min read
Hotshot Doctor Secretly Hoping for Medical Emergency During Flight
Aug 20, 2018
2 min read
Well La De Da, Mr. Fancy Pants is Buying the Expensive Screws
Aug 16, 2018
2 min read
Balding Man Excited to Start Saving on Shampoo
Aug 12, 2018
3 min read
Favorite Part of Fax Machine's Job is Screeching at Wrong-Number Dialers
Aug 10, 2018
1 min read
Zoo's New VIP Pass Includes Taser To Wake Up Animals
Aug 6, 2018
2 min read
Report: Normal Person Caught Behind 3 Obese Pedestrians
Aug 5, 2018
2 min read
Boss Has Incredible Paperweight
Aug 4, 2018
1 min read
Last Cookie Probably Stale By Now
Aug 3, 2018
2 min read
2-year-old Food Critic Gives Applesauce Highest Rating
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