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Sep 20, 2018
3 min
Woman in Torrid Emotional Affair With Smartphone
Sep 16, 2018
3 min
Breaking: Insufferable Douche Really Into Jazz
Sep 13, 2018
2 min
Girlfriend Can't Remember Why She Mad at Boyfriend
Sep 11, 2018
2 min
Goldfish Getting Bored With Soggy Food
Sep 8, 2018
3 min
Batcave Safety Inspector Finds Hundreds of Code Violations
Sep 7, 2018
3 min
Grocery Clerk Making It Pretty Clear You Bought Wrong Brand of Pot Pie
Sep 3, 2018
2 min
Man Performs Weekly Ritual of Buying Kale, Letting It Wilt in Fridge
Sep 1, 2018
2 min
Area Moron Elated to Learn He Selected for Survey Participation
Aug 30, 2018
2 min
Berkeley Students: Education Inherently Oppressive
Aug 29, 2018
3 min
Indoor Tree Awfully Smug
Aug 24, 2018
3 min
Toddler Advocacy Group's "We're Not Sleepy" Demonstration Turns Violent
Aug 23, 2018
3 min
Hotshot Doctor Secretly Hoping for Medical Emergency During Flight
Aug 20, 2018
2 min
Well La De Da, Mr. Fancy Pants is Buying the Expensive Screws
Aug 16, 2018
2 min
Balding Man Excited to Start Saving on Shampoo
Aug 12, 2018
3 min
Favorite Part of Fax Machine's Job is Screeching at Wrong-Number Dialers
Aug 10, 2018
1 min
Zoo's New VIP Pass Includes Taser To Wake Up Animals
Aug 6, 2018
2 min
Report: Normal Person Caught Behind 3 Obese Pedestrians
Aug 5, 2018
2 min
Boss Has Incredible Paperweight
Aug 4, 2018
1 min
Last Cookie Probably Stale By Now
Aug 3, 2018
2 min
2-year-old Food Critic Gives Applesauce Highest Rating
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