#Local 2/8

Jan 16, 20192 min read

Designated Driver Takes Hard Look at Self

Jan 7, 20192 min read

Delusional Man Wanders Town Claiming to Capture Mystical Creatures with Phone

Jan 5, 20192 min read

Job Interviewer Talks about Conservatism Like Radiation

Jan 4, 20192 min read

Goldfish Resolves to Swim Counterclockwise This Year

Dec 27, 20182 min read

Toddler Leader Accused of Accepting Sticker Bribe

Dec 13, 20183 min read

Restroom Signs Getting Pretty Graphic

Dec 10, 20183 min read

Lawyer's Favorite Part of Job Reminding Witnesses They Under Oath

Dec 7, 20182 min read

Report: Nine People Touched Your Soft Drink Lid Before You

Dec 3, 20182 min read

Grandma Says White and ‘Colored’ Christmas Lights Shouldn’t Mix

Nov 25, 20182 min read

Groupthink Again Leads to Family Suffering through Christmas Music in Car

Nov 12, 20182 min read

Fly On Wall: "You Not Missing Much"

Nov 5, 20182 min read

This Model Put on His Shirt All by Himself

Oct 28, 20182 min read

Domestic Terrorist Spills Milk on Recently-mopped Floor, Demands Unclear

Oct 26, 20183 min read

Third Unconfirmed Wolf Sighting by Young Shepherd Raises Suspicion

Oct 23, 20182 min read

Creepy Woman Always Smiling

Oct 19, 20183 min read

Stench from Men's Restroom Triggers False Alarm of Rotting Corpse

Oct 3, 20182 min read

Dude's French Fry Intake Valve Needs Some Lubrication

Sep 27, 20183 min read

Crazy Cat Lady Mistaken for Hostage, Dozens of Felines Gunned Down

Sep 23, 20182 min read

Spider Has Really Let Place Go

Sep 21, 20183 min read

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