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Jan 16, 2019
2 min
Designated Driver Takes Hard Look at Self
Jan 7, 2019
2 min
Delusional Man Wanders Town Claiming to Capture Mystical Creatures with Phone
Jan 5, 2019
2 min
Job Interviewer Talks about Conservatism Like Radiation
Jan 4, 2019
2 min
Goldfish Resolves to Swim Counterclockwise This Year
Dec 27, 2018
2 min
Toddler Leader Accused of Accepting Sticker Bribe
Dec 13, 2018
3 min
Restroom Signs Getting Pretty Graphic
Dec 10, 2018
3 min
Lawyer's Favorite Part of Job Reminding Witnesses They Under Oath
Dec 7, 2018
2 min
Report: Nine People Touched Your Soft Drink Lid Before You
Dec 3, 2018
2 min
Grandma Says White and ‘Colored’ Christmas Lights Shouldn’t Mix
Nov 25, 2018
2 min
Groupthink Again Leads to Family Suffering through Christmas Music in Car
Nov 12, 2018
2 min
Fly On Wall: "You Not Missing Much"
Nov 5, 2018
2 min
This Model Put on His Shirt All by Himself
Oct 28, 2018
2 min
Domestic Terrorist Spills Milk on Recently-mopped Floor, Demands Unclear
Oct 26, 2018
3 min
Third Unconfirmed Wolf Sighting by Young Shepherd Raises Suspicion
Oct 23, 2018
2 min
Creepy Woman Always Smiling
Oct 19, 2018
3 min
Stench from Men's Restroom Triggers False Alarm of Rotting Corpse
Oct 3, 2018
2 min
Dude's French Fry Intake Valve Needs Some Lubrication
Sep 27, 2018
3 min
Crazy Cat Lady Mistaken for Hostage, Dozens of Felines Gunned Down
Sep 23, 2018
2 min
Spider Has Really Let Place Go
Sep 21, 2018
3 min
Unclear if Cookies are Just Like, to Take
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