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Oct 5, 20192 min read

Demons Condemn Halloween as Cultural Appropriation

Oct 4, 20192 min read

Fame Directly Linked With Moral, Ethical Superiority

Oct 2, 20192 min read

Hoping to Attract Younger Crowds, Supreme Court Now Has Wifi

Oct 1, 20192 min read

Nacho Chef Pretty Sure This His Nobel Prize Year

Sep 30, 20192 min read

Killer Clowns Facing Increased Stigma Following Release of IT Films

Sep 26, 20193 min read

Time Travelers Confirm: Future Makes Fun of Us Relentlessly

Sep 25, 20192 min read

Chill Paleontologist Reminds Public That Water They Drinking Was Once Dinosaur Urine, Maybe

Sep 24, 20192 min read

This Pharmaceutical Company is Changing the Way We Think About Side Effects

Sep 22, 20192 min read

Astronomers Find Another Earthlike Planet, but How Would You Even Verify That?

Sep 21, 20192 min read

"Call Me Bambi." Woman Transitions to More Feminine Woman

Sep 19, 20192 min read

Chocolate Only Thing Holding Nation Together

Sep 17, 20192 min read

Scandal: Kim Jong-un Seen Using Toilet

Sep 15, 20192 min read

Ultra-realistic Video Game Mod Causes Player to Randomly Throw Out Lower Back

Sep 14, 20192 min read

AI Experts Struggle to Program Bots with Pro-choice Logic

Sep 13, 20192 min read

Medical Experts Share the Top 3 Signs You're Scrubbing Too Hard

Sep 11, 20192 min read

Waste Basket Designer Nails It Again

Sep 10, 20193 min read

Man with Soapy Hands Abandoned by Faulty Motion Sensor

Sep 9, 20192 min read

Custodian Apparently Thinks She Should Get Restroom All to Self

Sep 7, 20192 min read

Death-related Fatalities on the Rise

Sep 6, 20192 min read

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