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Apr 28, 20182 min read

FDA Approves Faith as General Remedy

Apr 27, 20182 min read

Leaked Dossier: NASA Hid Fact That World Upside-Down

Apr 26, 20183 min read

Study Concludes People Incapable of Properly Answering Survey

Apr 25, 20183 min read

Aussie Attack: Bare-fisted Australians Successfully Invade North Korea

Apr 24, 20183 min read

Man Contracts Skin Disease to Spice Up Relationship with Doctor

Apr 23, 20182 min read

Dementia Affecting Squirrel Population

Apr 22, 20182 min read

Dermatologists Discover Acne Key to Youthful Skin

Apr 21, 20182 min read

Study: Personality Predictable from Navel

Apr 20, 20182 min read

Woman Knows Every Detail of Royal Wedding, Nothing About U.S. Government

Apr 19, 20184 min read

Office Rookie Engages Greg in Conversation

Apr 18, 20182 min read

Poet Convention Ends in Bloodshed

Apr 17, 20182 min read

Homeless Man's Beard Surprisingly Well-Groomed

Apr 16, 20183 min read

Study: 28% of Vegans Actually Capable of Shutting Up About It

Apr 15, 20182 min read

President Trump Considers Abolishing Congress

Apr 14, 20183 min read

Accused Devourer: Cupcake Was Asking for It

Apr 13, 20183 min read

Funeral Home Receptionist Awfully Chipper

Apr 12, 20182 min read

Grown Woman Still Refers to Father as "Daddy"

Apr 11, 20183 min read

Secret to Happiness Being in Cult

Apr 10, 20182 min read

Local Satirical News Writer Suffers Writer's Block

Apr 9, 20182 min read

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