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Mar 22, 2018
3 min
Intervention Thwarted by Attendees' Engagement
Mar 21, 2018
1 min
Pansy Couldn't Handle a Few Liters of Vodka
Mar 21, 2018
2 min
Area Man Disappointed by Restroom Visit Yield
Mar 20, 2018
3 min
Elective Falling a Growing Trend among Seniors
Mar 19, 2018
3 min
Millions Hospitalized Following Release of Apple's New Tablet
Mar 18, 2018
2 min
Second Grader Genuinely Smarter Than Parents
Mar 18, 2018
2 min
Evil Corporation Offers People Product They Want, at Price They Willing to Pay
Mar 17, 2018
1 min
Not Everyone Irish on St. Patrick's Day, DNA Study Finds
Mar 16, 2018
2 min
Nation's Dads Investigate Hall Light Left On
Mar 15, 2018
2 min
All American Trees Relocated to Guantanamo Bay Detention Center
Mar 14, 2018
3 min
Restroom Vandal Misses Point
Mar 13, 2018
2 min
Perfectly Good M&M on Bathroom Floor
Mar 12, 2018
1 min
Major Daddy Issues
Mar 12, 2018
3 min
Domesticated Animals Actually Enjoy Being Caged, Slaughtered for Meat
Mar 11, 2018
3 min
Study: Cantaloupe Most Consistently Disappointing Fruit
Mar 10, 2018
3 min
HR Memo: Please Comment on Jennifer's Haircut
Mar 9, 2018
2 min
President Trump Presents New Plan to Fix Daylight Deficit
Mar 9, 2018
3 min
Smoke Detectors Designed to Run Out of Battery During REM Sleep, Manufacturers Admit
Mar 8, 2018
2 min
PETA: Staggering Numbers of Goldfish Live in Extreme Poverty
Mar 8, 2018
3 min
F.D.A. Strongly Urges Nation to Shake Mustard Bottle Before Use
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