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May 28, 2018
2 min read
Surgeon Using Awful Lot of Air Quotes to Describe "Procedure"
May 27, 2018
2 min read
Financial Adviser Kicks Off Meeting With Deep Sigh
May 24, 2018
3 min read
Planned Parenthood Changes Name to 'Aborted Responsibility'
May 21, 2018
3 min read
Assisted Suicide Startup Targeting Middle-aged Balding Men
May 20, 2018
3 min read
Pious Man Quickly Finishes Prayer Before Farting
May 18, 2018
3 min read
Dead Phone Battery Leaves Terrified Man Alone With Own Thoughts
May 16, 2018
3 min read
Man Tastes Ketchup in Mustache, Doesn't Remember Eating Ketchup
May 13, 2018
2 min read
Preschooler's Relationship With Security Blanket Goes Stale
May 12, 2018
4 min read
Congressional Medal Granted to Anyone Who Uses Turn Signal
May 11, 2018
2 min read
Area Man Gets Story Straight Before Dentist Appointment
May 9, 2018
3 min read
3-Year-Old's Most Obnoxious Toy Missing: Investigators Have No Leads
May 5, 2018
2 min read
Source: James and Valerie Totally Kissed on the Lips
May 3, 2018
2 min read
Graduates Surprised by Debts They Willfully Entered Into
May 1, 2018
3 min read
Natalie Portman: I've Always Wished for a Severed Ear
Apr 24, 2018
3 min read
Man Contracts Skin Disease to Spice Up Relationship with Doctor
Apr 20, 2018
2 min read
Woman Knows Every Detail of Royal Wedding, Nothing About U.S. Government
Apr 19, 2018
4 min read
Office Rookie Engages Greg in Conversation
Apr 17, 2018
2 min read
Homeless Man's Beard Surprisingly Well-Groomed
Apr 14, 2018
3 min read
Accused Devourer: Cupcake Was Asking for It
Apr 13, 2018
3 min read
Funeral Home Receptionist Awfully Chipper
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