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Apr 22, 20191 min read

Earth Day? What about Air, Water, and Fire Days?

Apr 11, 20192 min read

New Cigarette Labels to Include Surgeon General's Warning that Smoking No Longer Cool

Mar 4, 20191 min read

Villains' Guild Names Pipe Organ Instrument of Choice for 25th Year

Feb 7, 20191 min read

Local Woman Arrested for Being Illegally Blind

Jan 24, 20191 min read

TSA Rolls Out New PreCheck Implants

Jan 17, 20191 min read

12-year Study Links Bed-wetting to Poor Bladder Control

Jan 2, 20191 min read

DNA Tests Reveal Most Domestic Cats Actually Cursed Humans

Dec 29, 20181 min read

Apple to Discontinue Bluetooth Compatibility in 2019

Dec 24, 20181 min read

Pope Has Crisis of Faith upon Learning Santa isn’t Real

Dec 20, 20181 min read

Rocking Horse Ornament Doesn't Make the Cut this Year

Dec 8, 20182 min read

Santa Cancels "Elf on the Shelf" Program After Participant Murders Host Family

Dec 4, 20181 min read

Disease Affecting Blonde Actress Crops Devastates Christmas Movie Industry

Nov 15, 20182 min read

One-third of Americans Not Getting Enough Gluten

Nov 6, 20181 min read

Wizard Turns Packers QB into Toadstool in Week 9 of Fantasy Football

Oct 18, 20182 min read

Report: Your Baby Looks Like a Potato

Oct 4, 20182 min read

Scientists Determine Earth Does Not Meet All Criteria To Be Planet

Sep 15, 20182 min read

Study: Changing Hair Color Only Way to Escape Who You Are

Sep 9, 20181 min read

Fantasy Football Apparently Does Not Involve Dragons, Unicorns

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Every Participant in 1802 Vaccine Trial Now Dead

Aug 31, 20182 min read

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