#Food

Apr 2, 20193 min read

PSA: Cadbury Eggs Not Viable Substitute for Eggs in Baking

Mar 14, 20191 min read

Gourmet Mud Pie!

Feb 17, 20192 min read

Hamburglar Released on Parole Following Good Behavior

Feb 16, 20192 min read

Most Serial Killers Start with Animal-shaped Food as Toddlers

Jan 25, 20193 min read

If You Didn't Want Me to Go Through Your Lunch, Don't Put It in a Public Refrigerator

Nov 22, 20182 min read

Republic of Turkey Institutes Eagle-eating Tradition

Nov 21, 20182 min read

Unified Turkey Revolt Causes Hundreds of Human Deaths, Military Called In

Nov 20, 20182 min read

Capitalist High Priest to Offer Yearly Turkey Sacrifice in Hopes of Good Black Friday

Nov 19, 20182 min read

Staggering Number of Turkeys Reported Dead This Fall, Reasons Unknown

Nov 15, 20182 min read

One-third of Americans Not Getting Enough Gluten

Oct 29, 20182 min read

U.S. Military Reopens Research into Mustard Gas, Other Food-based Weaponry

Oct 25, 20182 min read

Study: Halloween Sends Mixed Signals about Candy from Strangers

Oct 20, 20181 min read

Halloween Ham & Razor Sandwich

Oct 12, 20183 min read

Startled Andy Weir to Become Patron Saint of Potatoes and Stranded Astronauts

Oct 8, 20183 min read

FDA Issues Mandatory Recall of “Dangerously Cheesy” Cheetos

Oct 3, 20182 min read

Dude's French Fry Intake Valve Needs Some Lubrication

Oct 1, 20182 min read

Crest Toothpaste Releases “Garlic Loaded Mashed Potatoes” Flavor

Sep 26, 20182 min read

Wisconsin Accidentally Outlaws Macaroni Instead of Marijuana

Sep 25, 20182 min read

Snickers Changes Name to Avoid Racist Undertones

Sep 21, 20183 min read

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