#ToddBlankenship 7/10

Jul 2, 20182 min read

Still Owes Me $27

Jul 1, 20183 min read

Conversation Refuses to Die

Jun 27, 20182 min read

Not Enough Syrup in All the World for Area 2-year-old

Jun 22, 20182 min read

Breaking: I Saw A Rainbow This Morning

Jun 21, 20182 min read

Film Promotion Asks Viewers to Have Realistic Expectations

Jun 20, 20181 min read

God Warns of Service Outage Due to Software Upgrade

Jun 18, 20182 min read

Child's Plan to Reunite Divorced Parents Hits Snag After Father Indicted for Mother's Murder

Jun 17, 20182 min read

Dirty Dishes Only Constant in Area Man's Life

Jun 15, 20182 min read

In Sudden Stroke of Genius, Comedy Writer Thinks to Target President Trump

Jun 14, 20182 min read

Area Man Expected Frozen Burrito to Taste Better

Jun 13, 20182 min read

Efficient Ice Cream Truck Driver Tries to Finish Route By 9 a.m.

Jun 12, 20182 min read

Dentists Admit Drilling Almost Never Necessary

Jun 11, 20183 min read

Scammer Realizes He Dialed Wrong Number

Jun 9, 20182 min read

Jury Foreman Kicks Off Deliberations with Joke

Jun 7, 20182 min read

Man Not Hungry, Eating Anyway

Jun 5, 20182 min read

Guy Driving Slightly Faster Than You Clearly Better Person

Jun 3, 20182 min read

Traffic at Stoplight in Total Standstill as Drivers Check Phones

Jun 1, 20182 min read

Interviewee Pretty Hot

May 31, 20182 min read

Lazy Exhibitionist Just Handing Out Photocopies

May 30, 20182 min read

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