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Mar 24, 20191 min read

I'll Love You Without Reservation: Just Keep Food in My Bowl

Mar 23, 20192 min read

Farmer Gus Welcomes New Sow

Mar 21, 20191 min read

He'd Want You to Miss the Funeral for March Madness

Mar 20, 20193 min read

Everyone in Meeting Chooses to Ignore Presenter's Flatulence

Mar 17, 20192 min read

Breaking: Young Adult in Portland to Get Tattoo

Mar 16, 20192 min read

Budget Cuts Force Chicago to Discontinue Urine-scent at Train Stations

Mar 13, 20191 min read

Spider Sure Could Go For a Fly About Now

Mar 9, 20192 min read

Lawyers Question AR-15's Competency to Stand Trial

Mar 8, 20191 min read

Not Quite Dead, But Why Wait?

Mar 7, 20192 min read

Man Posing as "Small Business Owner" Actually About Average Height, Weight

Mar 3, 20192 min read

Which is it: Can Mario Hold His Breath Indefinitely or Not?

Feb 27, 20192 min read

Morgan Freeman Reveals He Has at Least 5 Clones

Feb 22, 20192 min read

Wife Lists Off Things She's Not Holding Over Husband's Head

Feb 21, 20193 min read

Veteran Employee Knows Where All the Good Water Fountains Are

Feb 20, 20191 min read

His Art is Suddenly Valuable

Feb 8, 20192 min read

Not Sure This is the Right Column

Feb 4, 20192 min read

Genius Detective Hangs Missing Glove on Fence

Jan 25, 20193 min read

If You Didn't Want Me to Go Through Your Lunch, Don't Put It in a Public Refrigerator

Jan 19, 20192 min read

Residents with Christmas Decorations Still Visible Given 24 Hours to Comply with Season

Jan 16, 20192 min read

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