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Writer's pictureTodd Blankenship

Not Quite Dead, But Why Wait?



With expectations of deep sorrow and upcoming feelings of loss, family and friends announce what seems to be the impending passing of Bea Harker at 96...maybe 97 years of age.

Bea will have been a beloved grandmother and mother at the time of her passing, which is likely to have been due to old age. She is currently known, and will forever be remembered for, her quick wit, her deep desire to not be taken by surprise, and her ability to hang on by a thread longer than anyone thought possible.

As the family has been holding off vacations and other travel arrangements for the last 5 months, they have decided to just schedule Bea's services for this next Thursday at Holy Cross Lutheran Church at 12:30 p.m, and hope for the best. Bea will be in attendance one way or another, so attendees are encouraged to have some last things to say to her, or her corpse, as the case may be.

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