#Science

May 9, 20192 min read

Study: Internet Trolls Well-adjusted People When Offline

May 8, 20192 min read

Study: 2 out of 3 Starving Puppies Prefer Pedigree

May 4, 20192 min read

Scientists Grew Half a Pig on the Back of a Cow and Didn't Share with Anyone

May 3, 20192 min read

Report: No One Has Crush on You, Stop Trying

Apr 30, 20192 min read

Study: 100% of Failures Linked to Trying

Mar 10, 20192 min read

Are I.Q. Tests Biased Against Stupid People?

Mar 2, 20192 min read

82% of Dentists' Recommendations Immediately Disregarded

Feb 28, 20191 min read

Study: My 12-year-old Incapable of Closing Front Door

Jan 26, 20192 min read

Experts: This Problem Has No Solution, and We Wanted to Ruin Your Day

Jan 23, 20193 min read

Drunk Marine Biologists: Fish Just Swim Around in a Big Toilet, if You Think About It

Jan 22, 20192 min read

Study: Sword in Fact Mightier Than Pen

Jan 18, 20192 min read

Study: Elevators Largely Dissatisfied with Careers

Jan 2, 20191 min read

DNA Tests Reveal Most Domestic Cats Actually Cursed Humans

Dec 6, 20182 min read

Study: 33% of Americans Base Entire Identity on Whether Trump in Office

Oct 4, 20182 min read

Scientists Determine Earth Does Not Meet All Criteria To Be Planet

Oct 2, 20182 min read

PSA: Canola Oil Unsuitable for Car Engines, Apparently

Sep 15, 20182 min read

Study: Changing Hair Color Only Way to Escape Who You Are

Sep 6, 20182 min read

Every Participant in 1802 Vaccine Trial Now Dead

Sep 4, 20182 min read

Study: No One Else Ever Feels Like Fraud, Everyone Suspects You Are One

Sep 2, 20182 min read

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