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May 9, 20192 min read

Study: Internet Trolls Well-adjusted People When Offline

May 8, 20192 min read

Study: 2 out of 3 Starving Puppies Prefer Pedigree

May 4, 20192 min read

Scientists Grew Half a Pig on the Back of a Cow and Didn't Share with Anyone

May 3, 20192 min read

Report: No One Has Crush on You, Stop Trying

Apr 30, 20192 min read

Study: 100% of Failures Linked to Trying

Apr 29, 20192 min read

Seeking Hunky Date for My Stupid Friend's Wedding

Apr 28, 20192 min read

Tech Breakthrough: HP Invents Ink Cartridge Capable of Printing As Many As 10 Pages

Apr 20, 20191 min read

Must Be Cool (i.e., Like Drugs)

Apr 18, 20192 min read

When Will Women be Equally Represented in Prisons?

Apr 15, 20191 min read

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Claims Dog Ate His Majority Opinion

Apr 9, 20192 min read

Is Mario Reinforcing Stereotypes of Italian Plumbers Who Kill Turtles?

Apr 8, 20192 min read

2020 Presidential Candidates Commit to Saying "Folks" as Often as Possible

Mar 29, 20192 min read

Mueller Misread Task, Spent 2 Years Investigating "Collision"

Mar 22, 20192 min read

Progressive Democrats Propose Funding for "Thought Police"

Mar 19, 20192 min read

Facing Gun Control Laws, Nation's Would-be Mass Murderers Get Jobs, Form Relationships

Mar 18, 20192 min read

New "Melt Computer" Function Added to Windows 10

Mar 10, 20192 min read

Are I.Q. Tests Biased Against Stupid People?

Mar 2, 20192 min read

82% of Dentists' Recommendations Immediately Disregarded

Feb 28, 20191 min read

Study: My 12-year-old Incapable of Closing Front Door

Feb 24, 20192 min read

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