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Feb 22, 20192 min read

Wife Lists Off Things She's Not Holding Over Husband's Head

Dec 27, 20182 min read

Toddler Leader Accused of Accepting Sticker Bribe

Dec 5, 20182 min read

Toddler Biding Time to Knock over Christmas Tree Until it All Decorated

Nov 25, 20182 min read

Groupthink Again Leads to Family Suffering through Christmas Music in Car

Nov 23, 20183 min read

Tips on Winning Arguments During Holidays

Nov 11, 20182 min read

Scientists: Children's Music to Reach Irreversible Levels of Annoying by 2020

Oct 28, 20182 min read

Domestic Terrorist Spills Milk on Recently-mopped Floor, Demands Unclear

Oct 18, 20182 min read

Report: Your Baby Looks Like a Potato

Aug 24, 20183 min read

Toddler Advocacy Group's "We're Not Sleepy" Demonstration Turns Violent

Aug 3, 20182 min read

2-year-old Food Critic Gives Applesauce Highest Rating

Jul 12, 20182 min read

Sad Woman Has No Stick-Figure Family on Rear Window

Jun 27, 20182 min read

Not Enough Syrup in All the World for Area 2-year-old

Jun 4, 20182 min read

Family of 4 Averages 54 Spoons Per Day

May 30, 20182 min read

Area Woman Taking Time Away from Family to Focus on Career

May 13, 20182 min read

Preschooler's Relationship With Security Blanket Goes Stale

May 9, 20183 min read

3-Year-Old's Most Obnoxious Toy Missing: Investigators Have No Leads

Mar 27, 20182 min read

True "World's Best Dad" a Little Perturbed by the Impostors

Mar 18, 20182 min read

Second Grader Genuinely Smarter Than Parents

Mar 16, 20182 min read

Nation's Dads Investigate Hall Light Left On

Mar 6, 20184 min read

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