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Apr 10, 20182 min read

Local Satirical News Writer Suffers Writer's Block

Apr 6, 20182 min read

Teacher's Feedback Getting Weird After Divorce

Apr 5, 20182 min read

"Hemlock Challenge" Growing Trend Among Adolescents

Apr 4, 20182 min read

Automatic Toilet Jumps Gun

Apr 1, 20183 min read

Demonic Force Can't Believe It Possessed Lawn Gnome

Mar 27, 20182 min read

True "World's Best Dad" a Little Perturbed by the Impostors

Mar 26, 20182 min read

Neighbors' Dessert Exchange Enters 6th Year

Mar 24, 20183 min read

Unclear if Professor Cool with Being Called "Doc"

Mar 23, 20182 min read

Drama Teacher Has Several Notes for Flight Attendant's Safety Demonstration

Mar 22, 20183 min read

Intervention Thwarted by Attendees' Engagement

Mar 21, 20181 min read

Pansy Couldn't Handle a Few Liters of Vodka

Mar 21, 20182 min read

Area Man Disappointed by Restroom Visit Yield

Mar 18, 20182 min read

Evil Corporation Offers People Product They Want, at Price They Willing to Pay

Mar 14, 20183 min read

Restroom Vandal Misses Point

Mar 13, 20182 min read

Perfectly Good M&M on Bathroom Floor

Mar 10, 20183 min read

HR Memo: Please Comment on Jennifer's Haircut

Mar 7, 20182 min read

Strange Object Placed Below Eye Level, Obstructing Doorway

Mar 6, 20184 min read

Everyone at Grocery Store Comments on How Toddler is 'Big Helper.'

Mar 5, 20183 min read

Border Patrol Recover 63 Cents Worth of Goldfish Crackers from Toddler's Car Seat Padding.

Mar 3, 20183 min read

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