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Aug 31, 20182 min read

Study: Watched Pot Boils Some of the Time

Aug 21, 20182 min read

Scientists Still Unsure of Difference Between Wasps and Hornets

Aug 17, 20183 min read

Scientists: 94% of People Fall for "Trust Me" Phrase

Aug 11, 20182 min read

Study: 78% of Exes Regret Dumping You, Too Humiliated to Beg You to Take Them Back

Jul 29, 20182 min read

The Cost of Cleaner Cities: Fewer Hilarious Slips on Banana Peels

Jul 22, 20183 min read

Shark Scientists Recommend Mesquite BBQ Sauce in Place of Sunblock

Jul 19, 20183 min read

Study: Wearing Hat Backwards Transforms You Into Badass

Jul 5, 20182 min read

Report: Nothing Standing Between You and Entire Package of Oreos

Jul 4, 20182 min read

New Research Finds That Toilet Paper is Conscious, Experiences Full Range of Emotions

Jun 29, 20182 min read

Tortoises Sick and Tired of Being Mistaken for Turtles

Jun 23, 20183 min read

87% of All Insects Intoxicated at Any Given Time

Jun 16, 20182 min read

Marketing Researchers: Cat Urine Least Popular Soda Flavor

Jun 10, 20182 min read

Study: Sharks Would Be Way More Badass if They Could Growl

Jun 8, 20182 min read

Study: 77% of Satirical News Ideas Conceived While on Toilet

Jun 4, 20182 min read

Family of 4 Averages 54 Spoons Per Day

Jun 2, 20182 min read

Cats Have Only One Life, Experiment Finds

May 21, 20183 min read

Assisted Suicide Startup Targeting Middle-aged Balding Men

May 19, 20183 min read

Historians: Eugenicists Originally Wanted to Sterilize Some Guy Named Eugene.

May 14, 20183 min read

Scientists: Removing Teeth Most Effective Weight Loss Method

May 10, 20182 min read

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