#Politics 2/3

Dec 11, 20182 min read

Brexit to Add More Syllables to "Worcestershire"

Dec 6, 20182 min read

Study: 33% of Americans Base Entire Identity on Whether Trump in Office

Sep 17, 20182 min read

Kavanaugh Draws Opposition From Some Really Weird Fringe Groups

Aug 26, 20181 min read

Apologetic Chess Officials Finally Let Black Go First

Aug 15, 20183 min read

Yard Signs Most Convincing Campaign Element

Aug 8, 20181 min read

Area Vegan Would Definitely Terminate Own Pregnancy

Jun 29, 20182 min read

Tortoises Sick and Tired of Being Mistaken for Turtles

Jun 15, 20182 min read

In Sudden Stroke of Genius, Comedy Writer Thinks to Target President Trump

May 12, 20184 min read

Congressional Medal Granted to Anyone Who Uses Turn Signal

Apr 30, 20182 min read

Group Vies for Removal of Religious Connotations from City Names

Apr 25, 20183 min read

Aussie Attack: Bare-fisted Australians Successfully Invade North Korea

Apr 20, 20182 min read

Woman Knows Every Detail of Royal Wedding, Nothing About U.S. Government

Apr 15, 20182 min read

President Trump Considers Abolishing Congress

Apr 9, 20182 min read

Door-pushers Demand Equal Access

Mar 28, 20182 min read

White House Announces New "Department of Truth"

Mar 22, 20183 min read

Bridge Game Sparks Gender Debate

Mar 18, 20182 min read

Evil Corporation Offers People Product They Want, at Price They Willing to Pay

Mar 15, 20182 min read

All American Trees Relocated to Guantanamo Bay Detention Center

Mar 3, 20183 min read

Struggling ISIS Claims Responsibility for Vendor's Tipped Over Hot Dog Cart

Feb 28, 20183 min read

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