#Politics

May 6, 20192 min read

Confused Social Justice Warrior Fights to End Segregation of Laundry by Color

Apr 24, 20192 min read

If Congress Really Cared About Terrorism, They Would Time Travel to Stop It

Apr 23, 20192 min read

Should I Learn from Others' Perspectives or Double Down?

Apr 15, 20191 min read

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Claims Dog Ate His Majority Opinion

Apr 10, 20192 min read

Woke Hungarians Struggle to Find Pronoun Problem

Apr 8, 20192 min read

2020 Presidential Candidates Commit to Saying "Folks" as Often as Possible

Apr 5, 20192 min read

Scandal: O'Rourke Photographed Standing in Vicinity of Several Unarmed Women

Mar 31, 20191 min read

Triggered to Death

Mar 29, 20192 min read

Mueller Misread Task, Spent 2 Years Investigating "Collision"

Mar 22, 20192 min read

Progressive Democrats Propose Funding for "Thought Police"

Mar 19, 20192 min read

Facing Gun Control Laws, Nation's Would-be Mass Murderers Get Jobs, Form Relationships

Mar 12, 20192 min read

House Democrats Seek to Raise Taxes Solely as Show of Strength

Feb 25, 20193 min read

Lava Pit and Other Border Wall Alternatives Proposed

Feb 5, 20192 min read

It's Time Someone Openly Criticized the President

Jan 30, 20193 min read

Democrats Want More Illegal Immigrants’ Life-force to Drain

Jan 29, 20192 min read

Political Scientists: Population to Fade Away if Government Shut Down Again

Jan 8, 20192 min read

UK Changes Currency to "Kilogram" to Conform to Metric System

Jan 5, 20192 min read

Job Interviewer Talks about Conservatism Like Radiation

Dec 30, 20182 min read

Winning a Trade War

Dec 18, 20182 min read

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