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Apr 12, 2018
2 min
Grown Woman Still Refers to Father as "Daddy"
Apr 10, 2018
2 min
Local Satirical News Writer Suffers Writer's Block
Apr 6, 2018
2 min
Teacher's Feedback Getting Weird After Divorce
Apr 4, 2018
2 min
Automatic Toilet Jumps Gun
Apr 1, 2018
3 min
Demonic Force Can't Believe It Possessed Lawn Gnome
Mar 30, 2018
2 min
Homeless Shelter Donation Unusual, Unwanted
Mar 26, 2018
2 min
Neighbors' Dessert Exchange Enters 6th Year
Mar 25, 2018
3 min
Interview with a Loamer: the Moral Superior to Vegans
Mar 24, 2018
3 min
Unclear if Professor Cool with Being Called "Doc"
Mar 23, 2018
2 min
Drama Teacher Has Several Notes for Flight Attendant's Safety Demonstration
Mar 22, 2018
3 min
Bridge Game Sparks Gender Debate
Mar 22, 2018
3 min
Intervention Thwarted by Attendees' Engagement
Mar 21, 2018
2 min
Area Man Disappointed by Restroom Visit Yield
Mar 18, 2018
2 min
Second Grader Genuinely Smarter Than Parents
Mar 18, 2018
2 min
Evil Corporation Offers People Product They Want, at Price They Willing to Pay
Mar 14, 2018
3 min
Restroom Vandal Misses Point
Mar 13, 2018
2 min
Perfectly Good M&M on Bathroom Floor
Mar 10, 2018
3 min
HR Memo: Please Comment on Jennifer's Haircut
Mar 7, 2018
2 min
Strange Object Placed Below Eye Level, Obstructing Doorway
Mar 6, 2018
4 min
Everyone at Grocery Store Comments on How Toddler is 'Big Helper.'
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