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Aug 26, 2018
1 min
Apologetic Chess Officials Finally Let Black Go First
Aug 21, 2018
2 min
Scientists Still Unsure of Difference Between Wasps and Hornets
Aug 14, 2018
2 min
Oboists Most Sociopathic Demographic, Study Would Probably Show
Aug 10, 2018
1 min
Zoo's New VIP Pass Includes Taser To Wake Up Animals
Aug 8, 2018
1 min
Area Vegan Would Definitely Terminate Own Pregnancy
Aug 4, 2018
1 min
Last Cookie Probably Stale By Now
Aug 1, 2018
1 min
Area Tough Dog No Match For Vacuum Cleaner
Jul 30, 2018
1 min
Officer Not Mad You Were Speeding, Just Disappointed
Jul 27, 2018
2 min
Feminist Unable To Find Tool Set in Right Color
Jul 20, 2018
2 min
Smokey Bear Admits He Responsible For Over 3,000 Wildfires In Last 50 Years
Jul 11, 2018
1 min
Brunette Seeking Classic American Jerk
Jun 29, 2018
2 min
Tortoises Sick and Tired of Being Mistaken for Turtles
Jun 3, 2018
1 min
He Died the Way He Lived: Wrapped Around a Tree
May 8, 2018
2 min
Chain Smoker Suspicious of GMOs
Apr 22, 2018
2 min
Dermatologists Discover Acne Key to Youthful Skin
Apr 7, 2018
2 min
Nation’s Spinsters Renew Commitment to Jane Austen
Mar 17, 2018
1 min
Not Everyone Irish on St. Patrick's Day, DNA Study Finds
Mar 9, 2018
2 min
President Trump Presents New Plan to Fix Daylight Deficit
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