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Writer's pictureTodd Blankenship

Brunette Seeking Classic American Jerk



Hey, y'all! I'm 23 with brown hair, blue eyes, and an adventurous spirit. As of this Tuesday, I'm also ready to find a new boyfriend: someone classic with a terrible temper who never cries, treats minorities disrespectfully, vehemently supports Donald Trump on literally every word he speaks, works out at least five times a week but also plays video games every day, never admits something is his fault, talks bad about everyone except me (at least until we're engaged), thinks all his exes are crazy, verbally attacks every customer service representative he talks to, drives a sick car, abuses animals so that he can feel strong, and ignores me at least 60% of the time.

I can be flexible on some of these, but if you're not at least uncomfortable around emotions, don't waste my time. Also, no gingers.

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