top of page
This site was designed with the
.com
website builder. Create your website today.
Start Now
THE COLON
Fake News for Real People
The Articles
About The Colon
Praise for The Colon
FAQs
Contact Us
More
Use tab to navigate through the menu items.
All Posts
Obituaries
Personal Ads
Opinion
DIY
News
Advice/Self-Help
Search
Log in / Sign up
Aug 16, 2018
2 min
Balding Man Excited to Start Saving on Shampoo
Aug 15, 2018
3 min
Yard Signs Most Convincing Campaign Element
Aug 14, 2018
2 min
Oboists Most Sociopathic Demographic, Study Would Probably Show
Aug 12, 2018
3 min
Favorite Part of Fax Machine's Job is Screeching at Wrong-Number Dialers
Aug 11, 2018
2 min
Study: 78% of Exes Regret Dumping You, Too Humiliated to Beg You to Take Them Back
Aug 10, 2018
1 min
Zoo's New VIP Pass Includes Taser To Wake Up Animals
Aug 8, 2018
1 min
Area Vegan Would Definitely Terminate Own Pregnancy
Aug 6, 2018
2 min
Report: Normal Person Caught Behind 3 Obese Pedestrians
Aug 5, 2018
2 min
Boss Has Incredible Paperweight
Aug 4, 2018
1 min
Last Cookie Probably Stale By Now
Aug 3, 2018
2 min
2-year-old Food Critic Gives Applesauce Highest Rating
Aug 1, 2018
1 min
Area Tough Dog No Match For Vacuum Cleaner
Jul 31, 2018
2 min
Wild Man Uses Product Without First Reading Entire Label
Jul 30, 2018
1 min
Officer Not Mad You Were Speeding, Just Disappointed
Jul 29, 2018
2 min
The Cost of Cleaner Cities: Fewer Hilarious Slips on Banana Peels
Jul 27, 2018
2 min
Feminist Unable To Find Tool Set in Right Color
Jul 26, 2018
2 min
Tennis Ball Hung in Garage as Warning to the Rest
Jul 25, 2018
3 min
New Netflix Feature Tests Viewer's Retention of Content after Show
Jul 23, 2018
2 min
God Struggling with His Faith in Humanity
Jul 22, 2018
3 min
Shark Scientists Recommend Mesquite BBQ Sauce in Place of Sunblock
16
17
18
19
20
bottom of page