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Aug 16, 20182 min read

Balding Man Excited to Start Saving on Shampoo

Aug 15, 20183 min read

Yard Signs Most Convincing Campaign Element

Aug 14, 20182 min read

Oboists Most Sociopathic Demographic, Study Would Probably Show

Aug 12, 20183 min read

Favorite Part of Fax Machine's Job is Screeching at Wrong-Number Dialers

Aug 11, 20182 min read

Study: 78% of Exes Regret Dumping You, Too Humiliated to Beg You to Take Them Back

Aug 10, 20181 min read

Zoo's New VIP Pass Includes Taser To Wake Up Animals

Aug 8, 20181 min read

Area Vegan Would Definitely Terminate Own Pregnancy

Aug 6, 20182 min read

Report: Normal Person Caught Behind 3 Obese Pedestrians

Aug 5, 20182 min read

Boss Has Incredible Paperweight

Aug 4, 20181 min read

Last Cookie Probably Stale By Now

Aug 3, 20182 min read

2-year-old Food Critic Gives Applesauce Highest Rating

Aug 1, 20181 min read

Area Tough Dog No Match For Vacuum Cleaner

Jul 31, 20182 min read

Wild Man Uses Product Without First Reading Entire Label

Jul 30, 20181 min read

Officer Not Mad You Were Speeding, Just Disappointed

Jul 29, 20182 min read

The Cost of Cleaner Cities: Fewer Hilarious Slips on Banana Peels

Jul 27, 20182 min read

Feminist Unable To Find Tool Set in Right Color

Jul 26, 20182 min read

Tennis Ball Hung in Garage as Warning to the Rest

Jul 25, 20183 min read

New Netflix Feature Tests Viewer's Retention of Content after Show

Jul 23, 20182 min read

God Struggling with His Faith in Humanity

Jul 22, 20183 min read

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